zerbo803 (January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am)

phillies orioles and brewers make a stadium on the Jersey shore hahaha

readthepaper (January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am)

@ubbecykelkedja All of sports that anybody has heard of and gives a rat's ass about. Are you happy now?

ubbecykelkedja (January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am)

"All of sports." Lol, typical baseball fan.

alucard33333 (January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am)

new study shows men are desensitized to all but testicle related violence. LOL.

razkkl2nite (January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am)

love the bunting service, haha

costanza187 (January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am)

The Onion always gets me in the mood for some Yankee time and clam bakes.

chromaholic (January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am)

"the phillies, orioles, and brewers just announced they're renting a stadium on the jersey short together and they'll take turns playing there this summer..." lmao

darthspeaks (January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am)

They should do an onion news report on how they found the earthly prison of Xenu! LOL

kevinsterm (January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am)

ROFL! :"porn star overcomes cancer to take multiple cocks once again" HAHAHA you gota read whats going on at the bottem of the screen, those newsflashes are hilarious.

j3venmusic (January 1, 1970 at 12:59 am)

well we all know that isn't gonna happen... GO YANKS!!!!!